We had a great first date - dinner and dancing. I take you home and we start making out on the couch, but then while we're making out, I tell you my tummy hurts and I have to go to the bathroom. I ask you to come to the toilet with me to keep me company. I bring a soda to help my stomach, take off my dress, and sit on the toilet. You're so nice, you hand me the squatty potty to put under my feet. I spread my legs as wide as I can while you start rubbing and kissing my nipples. I give you details about how much I loved out date and what I want to do with you in bed--even if I'm a little gassy!
