you do the same thing night after night- you strip yourself naked and sit slack jawed in front of your computer gooning mindlessly to My pixelated perfect. You do this without a second thought… but, do you realize how incredibly STUPID you look? Drool hanging from your droopy bottom lip, eyes crossed from too much porn related screen time, permanent crusty spots on your rug, and a chronic case of jerk junkie hand… yea, you LOOK like the LOSER you are! Watch My face… I couldn’t look as STUPID as you do if I tried! Even when I slap the DUMBEST GOONER face I can think of across My own face, I STILL look like a TOTAL HOTTIE! Now… you know what they say about making stupid faces, right? If you keep doing it, your face will get STUCK like that! Wanna see if that is true, loser!?
