I'm Stella, your new therapist. I see you've come in with some self esteem issues, let's see if we can get to the bottom of that. I'm going to ask you some questions, and I'll need you to answer honestly. Can you do that for me? Good boy. At the end of this test, we'll find out if you're actually a beta loser... in which case you'll need many more sessions with me. But I'm sure you have nothing to worry about, right?