I know you've paid a lot of money just to be in my presence but, after the long day of shopping we've had on your dime, I deserve to relax. While I do so, make yourself useful and grab me my phone so I can go through all of the sales and money I have made today. Stay on your knees though, you aren't worth my attention anymore. Instead you will worship my feet while I ignore you loser! And what better way to worship than with my "Fuck Off" socks that I had you buy! Haha. Torment isn't it? Good, right where I want you