honey, Mami needs to talk to you. I went through your phone while you were in the shower yesterday, and I found some concerning photos. They weren't normal.. they were.. weird. And I know what boys do with pictures like that. I don't want you to be that weird freak. I'm going to fix this. I don't need you  to be out there sneaking pics of girls. From now on, you will only jerk to Mami's feet. Pull your pants down. Mami will make everything better.