You're a gooner with an extreme jerking addiction and you take extreme measures to make sure you have plenty of time to pump. This means you call off work! Why spend 8 hours a day working when you can spend 8 hours a day masturbating? That's what PTO is for. You have zero plans except for pumping your dick and I'm here to encourage you. I like when you're pumping because that means you're weak minded and impressionable. I'm going to take control and you're going to be too horny to notice, which means I will get everything I want. You'll see. Get ready to PUMP to me, gooner!