I've asked you here today because I want to help you. I see you struggling with your addiction to me. It has become quite severe over the past few months. I hate to see someone I care about become unable to function properly without me. This is your introduction to therapy. We'll talk a little bit about your problem before we dive into the hard work that's ahead of us both. You need this more than you know. The first step is to admit you have a problem. Trust me. I'm a doctor. As always, I suggest wearing headphones so you can fully concentrate on my voice without distractions. (I am not actually a doctor, this is for entertainment purposes.)