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I'm showing a prospective buyer around a lovely Spanish villa, and you make a rather odd offer. You're happy to pay the full asking price, but want me to throw in a full striptease as a bonus to clinch the deal. What disgusting, manipulative behavior! Naturally, I want to tell you I'll do no such thing, but on the other hand, I'm DESPERATE to sell this property and make my commission! What should I do? Reluctantly, I begin to take off my clothes, starting with my respectable wool twinset, followed by my pencil skirt. But SURELY you don't want me to take off my underwear too? I'm a respectable professional woman