I don’t know where the fuck you’ve been in your head the past month but I can’t handle you being this disorganized and disrespectful from now on. I deserve better, and you can give me better. Since you can’t keep track of anything else going on in your life, I’m gonna simplify it for you. Your focus from now on is going to be pleasing Me and making sure that I’m living in luxury and bliss. I’ve been working far too hard on this relationship for you to be half assing anything. If you want me in your life, you’re gonna have to prove it. And when you’re well-behaved, you get praise and rewards and so much more. But you’ll only know that if you behave. I want you to strive to be the best pet that you can be for me, I wanna be able to take pride in showing off my cute little well-trained brat