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Hi, I know dropping by without calling first is rude but I was just told something about you, and I have to know if it's true or not. Your ex-girlfriend had a few glasses of wine at lunch, she got a little loud then told me, and everyone else within earshot, that your penis is so small that she used to be able to tug you off with just two fingers. Is that true? Awww you're blushing so hard, I've never seen anyone this embarrassed before. I have to see it. No, like I have to. I've never seen a micropenis in person before. I've seen some that are slightly less than average but never a truly, tiny one. Come on just let me see it. If you pull it out I'll let you jerk off in front of me. Yes, I'm serious. If you let me look at it I'll give you a real live jerk off instruction session right here right now. You'll do it? Awesome, let's see it. Ha, ha, ha, ha, Oh my God! That is crazy small. I thought it would be medically impossible for a dick to be that tiny. Wait, is that fully erect? Ha, ha, ha, ha. That's even worse. Well, a deal’s a deal. Grip it in your two fingers and......ha, ha, ha Sorry, I just can't believe it. That's the funniest thing I've ever seen. Wow, that made the little guy twitch. Does somebody like it when a woman tells him how tiny he is? It's probably the only time he gets attention from a woman huh? I mean no woman is like, "I can't wait to get home and take your 1-inch cock deep in my wet pussy." Ha, ha, ha, that is just sad. How do you even penetrate a woman with a cock that tiny? Eww, you know what, I don't want to think about that. In fact, this is kinda gross. I like watching hot guys stroke their cocks but this isn't that. This is the exact opposite of hot. I'm going to give you your countdown now. Why am I pulling out my phone? I'm not taking a picture of that gross little thing, I'm checking my emails because honestly, your tiny guy is interesting for about five seconds and then no woman wants to see that ever again. Just kidding. Of course, I took a picture of you. I'm posting it on every site that will let me. Now hurry up and finish so that I can show the world the smallest dick in history

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