Welcome to the rest of your life! You were such a disappointing boyfriend I had to get my friend Goddess Valora to help fix our problems. The only way to save our relationship if by introducing you to the chastity cage you will wear everyday for the rest of the foreseeable future. Your little shrimp dick is no good for me or anyone else so its's getting locked away. I, on the other hand will go out and fuck any guy I want- while you sit at home. Just as God intended!
