UGHH!! I HATE being sick. It's so unfair... I'm too pretty to be sick. It should be YOU that's suffering, NOT Me. And if I have to be sick, then I'm getting you sick too. So open your loser mouth, you are going to eat ALL My snotty tissues, swallow ALL My nasty loogies, and let Me cough directly down your throat! you are going to be My trashcan today as well as doing all My chores, rubbing My feet, making Me tea and soup and just waiting on Me hand and foot for whatever I need.