Stood up. At the altar. You can't believe she did this to you! Leaving you there, standing in front of all your guests. Like a shmuck. And with an all expenses paid, non-refundable trip to this upscale, cutsey b&b on Nantucket. You knew you'd take the trip--if only to escape the questioning relatives and sad looks--but you never imagined that your mother-in-law...well, future...well, not even that anymore...would offer to keep you company! You always loved spending time with her.She was like an older, sexier version of your fiancee, honestly. Mature, that's always been your thing. To make things even trickier, you two had planned your wedding and honeymoon escape very tightly, so much so that your ex-future-mother-in-law didn't have time to pack her own bags, leaving her with just your ex's skimpy, slutty clothes to pick from. You'd think she would have picked some classier options (I mean its Nantucket, for Christ's sake) but she never was very classy. And now? Well, you've got a showcase on your hands: this sexy, sultry MILF type, wearing your ex's cutesy, tight, skanky bathing suit. Her lacy pink lingerie to bed. The bed you two have to share, given the circumstances. So you're there. with her, in this bed. The two of you, always something there between you but never able to act on it. Of course, you shouldn't do so now but...I mean, who could blame you?