My laptop seems to have broken at work and I’m waiting for the technician to arrive and fix it I’m complaining to my friend on a phone call that he’s late and then I get a notification that he’s there already but I look around and don’t see him… I hang up the call to further investigate I suddenly hear a weird noise and get down on my hands and knees to look for it and that’s when I see you- My teeny tiny technician! I pick you up and ask you why you’re so small you explain it’s so you can crawl inside computers/laptops to fix them I tease and play with you for a while flirting shamelessly because I find you so cute and tiny I finally let you begin your work and begin to take my break/eat lunch I am nibbling on goldfish crackers and I pick YOU up and start to eat YOU Right before you reach my mouth I pull you back and tell you I’m just playing I would never eat you I ask if you’d want to go on a date sometime and you agree I get excited and begin talking about all the fun things we could do together The fire alarm suddenly goes off in the building I reassure you I will take care of you and keep you safe securely putting you in my purse Once outside I set you in the grass to play while I talk to the firemen about the alarm I almost lose you in the grass which distresses me but once found I am so happy and let you know the rest of the day is ours and we will go on a cute little date I tell you I’ll bring you home tomorrow or maybe next week and giggle as I put you into my purse again