Under my management, I will eliminate your department and your job. I have found that your position at my company is worthless. You don't answer emails or complete projects in time. What exactly do you do here? I will tell you. I have made a new job for you: OFFICE GIMP. DESK BITCH. You will fetch my coffee in the morning. You will organize my files. But most importantly, when I am frustrated after a meeting, I will bend you over my desk and fuck your ass and spank you. You are mine now. I already ran this by HR. They agree that you would thrive in a submissive, collared position at this company. So sign your new contract and sign your rights away. I own your ass now.
