I just had to call my homegirl up and tell her about this AWFUL date I had. The guy was attractive, had money, and had charisma so my guard was down. I really thought I got a good one until he took down his pants. All he had was a tiny shrimp! What was I supposed to do with that? He could never please me with that tictac no matter how he tried. He may have something else I can work with though ;) *no nudity*