I'm so glad you're home because that package I've been waiting for has finally arrived! It's a special remote that allows the user to shrink objects and I am excited to see what it can do. I just love that you're shorter than me as it is so this will be really fun. I point the remote at you and tell you more about the product specs as we wait for something to happen. Soon, your body starts to tingle and you slowly shrink smaller and smaller until you are just a little guy no more than 3 inches tall! The problem is, during the process I didn't read the instructions properly and we may have a tiny problem on our hands. The shrinking may be ************, babe! I'm so sorry I did this to you. But I am going to find a solution to this, not to worry! I scoop you up carefully and we agree leaving you this size for now is probably the safest bet until we can look up more research. In the mean time, I place you carefully in the dollhouse, in a little bedroom to wait for my return.