Going through my Easter decorations, I found a sack of plastic eggs just like this tiny blue one. Can you guess why it made me think of you? That’s right. I thought of your tiny balls, which made me think of your tiny dick, and I had a good laugh just like I always do at the thought of your itty-bitty junk. Ha-ha-ha…you know what? I could use some more amusement. Take off those pants. Show me your teeny cock and balls, and how you make yourself cum. I’ll even tease you while you do it, showing you my tits, pussy, ass—all clothed, of course. Because no one with equipment like that really deserves to see me bare, do they