Welcome back. You’ve made it to part 4 of Selene's Gooniversity -which means you’ve survived the teases, the exam, the endless edging drills. You’ve been broken down, rebuilt and trained to worship my tits like your only reason to exist. Today is where the real transformation begins. In this Advanced Gooning Techniques Masterclass, I hand you the most dangerous tools in the program - the 7 hacks and triggers that turn a regular gooner into a fully programmed, permanently ruined addict. You’ll learn how to erase every single thought until your head is nothing but an altar to my tits. You’ll master micro-edging that keeps you trembling on the edge for longer than you thought possible. You’ll turn your entire life into Goon Space - every object, every sound, every glance becoming a reminder that you belong here, under my control. We’ll drill trigger layering until a single word from me drops you straight into goon-mode. You’ll integrate obsession into your daily routine until there’s no “off switch” anymore - eating, working, even resting will be wired to me. And when you fail (because you will), you’ll learn how to make that failure feed your addiction instead of breaking it. The final minutes are a practical test where my voice commanding every stroke, every freeze and every worship cycle. You’ll leave this lesson with your brain fully rewired and ready for the only thing that comes next: Graduation. The ultimate Gooniversity challenge. The moment every loser in this program dreams of and fears.