Your boss thinks you're a small dicked loser! I've been looking over your performance reports, and it's a consistent series of failures and underachievement. Tell me, why do you think we should keep employing someone as pathetic as you at a company as prestigious as this? We don't make a habit of hiring losers, but there may be a way for you to keep your job. You got me on a good day, I want to help you after all! You need to get on your knees where you belong, and obey my every word. I don't employ useless, small-dicked losers, but that doesn't mean you can't still entertain me! I want you to take that pathetic little dick of yours out and start stroking it. I'm going to start counting down from ten, and if you can obey me, you may just be able to keep your job. But if you can't? Consider yourself fired. Loser.
