"Did you hear about this new virus?" Alexa asks, "Apparently it only affects men. It causes them to start shrinking like crazy until they're only an inch tall! Wait a second ... why do you look smaller all of a sudden?" Alexa starts to panic as she realizes you, her boyfriend, has managed to contract this novel virus. She desperately starts googling things like "shrinking virus cure" but finds out that once the shrinking has started there is almost nothing that can be done about it. You proceed to get smaller and smaller until you've reached the tiniest size possible, so small and vulnerable! There's good news, though! Alexa looks up how to keep you safe from harm while you're in such a state and discovers a group of women on social media talking about SWALLOWING their partners to keep safe in their stomachs. It doesn't look like there's many other options, and she reasons that it might even be kind of nice getting to be so close to each other. "Don't worry, babe," she says picking you up, "I'll keep you safe."
