Mmm, you’re such a pathetic little porcelain licker, aren’t you? Well, I’ve got the perfect place for you today. You’re going to a real filthy spot… a truck stop bathroom. That’s right. You’re going to get down there and lick every single toilet, top to bottom. I want you to run your tongue over every disgusting inch, no skipping a spot. Then, you’re moving on to the handles. Every. Single. One. Where hundreds of filthy, sweaty, greasy hands have touched. You’re going to lick them clean like the disgusting little germ-slut you are. And when you’re finished? You’re taking home a souvenir. A bottle filled with water from every single toilet in that bathroom. You’re going to keep it, look at it, and remember exactly where it came from. The whole time, I’ll be laughing at you, mocking you, reminding you just how revolting and pathetic you are… and how much you love every second of it.