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I find myself in an awkward situation with you (my roommate), who I thought was just a friend. After you tried to kiss me following a back rub, it became painfully obvious that you still have feelings for me. I decided to have a tough conversation with you to clear the air and avoid any confusion. I bluntly told you that while we are great friends and I enjoy our friendship, I have zero attraction to you and we can never be more than roommates. I made you say, "Thank you for putting me in the friend zone," and "We will never be anything more than friends and that's ok." Despite the humiliation, you agreed and even helped me with a personal request: setting me up with your best friend, whom I've developed feelings for. I couldn't help but tease you a bit, pointing out how he's "everything you're not." You will have to listen to us have our fun, hehehe.