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You've made an appointment complaining of anal leakage and blockage. There's only one way to confirm a proper diagnosis with a physical examination. My methods are unconventional but it's your third appointment this week. My instruments are far from ordinary but will get the job done. I want to know how much that ass can take. The good news is I don't detect any erectile dysfunction but you better not leak on my exam table. Your exam is complete and it's time for me to test the quality of my instruments. I'll see you for your follow up appointment next week. In the meantime, follow Doctor's orders.