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I’m barefoot, training my biceps at the gym when I spot Julie, a Chinese girl I’ve defeated multiple times (laughs). Seeing her always brings back funny memories. Julie, my pathetic rival, is the weakest opponent I’ve ever faced. I can beat her in five seconds flat. She’s so pathetic when she tries to act strong like me that I just have to tell her to her face. It’s hilarious to see her at the gym—what’s the point? A weak girl like her will never build any muscle. So, I have a brilliant idea: a challenge. Whoever does the most squats in 30 seconds wins. We bet $100! I do a ton of squats because my legs are so strong and resilient. I even smile and mock Julie while I’m doing them. She’s such a loser—she couldn’t even do five (laughs). How about sit-ups next? We bet $200 this time! Guess what? I win again! (laughs) Final challenge: arm , $1,000 on the line. Julie starts crying from the effort she’s putting in, while I easily defeat her without breaking a sweat (laughs). My God, this was so humiliating for you, Julie. I strike a victory pose, mock her, and make the “loser” symbol with my hand. Time to collect my winnings