I see you've got the guts to send me a picture of that tiny little thing you call a cock. Let me take a good look...Oh, wow. It's even smaller than I expected. Oh, you sweet, delusional thing. That's what you thought would satisfy me? Let me rate that for you: it's a solid... two out of ten, and that's me being generous because I'm in a good mood. This is pathetic. You must be so embarrassed…