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I bet that title has you wondering what she is talking about?! Well, I took Dork on a cruise. That just happen t be to the cold in Aug. But don't you worry! I kept him SO warm. He was stuck deep in my buttcheeks. And if that was not warm enough for him I farted SO much! Actually more than usual on this cruise! I figured out close to the end what was causeng this stomach distress. It was the HONEY! WTF?! They must have been mixed with corn syrup which I can not have. Well the Dork was warm but oh my gosh the frts were so rancid! One time I was on the dance floor farted with him in my butt crack, The SMELL was SO bad I quickly moved further away from where I was when I farted because I did not want to be associated with that awful smell! Long story short, I went to Greenland it was COLD but Dork was warm and cozy! But them smell and only air he had to breathe was that rancid gas! OMG so funny! HE was turning green at that smell I am sure! You just need to watch this to get the FULL picture haha!! I also farting him plenty more in this vid as if the prove a point haha too funny! Tags- dork, dude, little dude, gassy, gas, farts, fart, farting, stinky buns, stinky, stinky ass, smell ass, smelly butt, bubble butt, phat, huge, stinky, smelly, cozy, warm, vacation, hilarious, funny, humor, humorous, spandex, vacation, big butts, big butt, big ass, big asses, big booty, big bootys, huge, round, thick, juicy, MILF, PAWG, LTS,