I'm so glad you're here! I just ate a whole bunch of cabbage and my tummy is getting a little bloated. I figured, why not call you over too unleash a few farts in your face. I'm wearing your favorite jeans too! How perfect. You're so obsessed with my big round booty, that you come running to me every time I need my fart slave here. But remember, farts are a privilege to inhale so, you must tribute for each fart I give you. Buy me a gift from my wishlist for allowing you to be in my presence. Here it comes...get nice and close you can sniff it all up!! Hahaha