Come into my office. Let's go over the few concerns you have. You don't feel normal, like a real man. I see.... The thing is as a professional, you will have to accept these differences. You are not like those alpha men. I'll explain to you why... You are a beta male. Just one look at you, I can tell. You are not normal. Not even a normal guy, you are too weak and submissive. Alpha males don't look or act like you. I'll tell you some differences between you and them.