Me and bae are chillin at the house for the day and i woke up extremely bloated and i basically look pregnant.. Bae is chillin on the couch watchin tv and im walkin around with my belly pokin out and im rubbin it and already fartin LOUD. I walk into the kitchen just to tidy up a lil bit and im still just blastin! Now i know bae loves farts so i tell him to come to me and start strokin while im still cleanin the kitchen. Not too much to do, just puttin some dishes up real quick… and when im done i still look extremely bloated so both of us go back to the couch. I let out fart after fart… im tellin him how much they stink, & how i like how hard he’s getting and how much closer he gets after every fart. The farts are stuck so i stand up because i can get the farts out better that way and i keep farting with my ass in his face, once I knew he was close i gave him a count down and i let out the big final fart!
