Namaste, boys. Welcome to a yoga class you'll never forget. The deep stretching is just the beginning... It all starts so innocently. I'm your dedicated yoga instructor, guiding you and your friend through a intense session focused on deep groin opening and chest expansion. You're trying to follow my poses—the Tent, the Cobra, the Little Ball—but I can feel your eyes wandering all over my sweaty, flexing body. The tension builds with every deep inhale and exhale. I demonstrate the final chest-opening pose, pushing my limits until... rip! My tight yoga pants can't take the pressure anymore. That's all the invitation you two need to abandon the lesson and help me explore a much more primal form of relaxation. This is hardcore, passionate, and rough—exactly what we all needed.