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I have so much work to do that I don't have time to clean my stinky feet. I sit down on top of my human furniture, put my feet in his face, and have him sniff the stink away while I work on my phone. From time to time, in-between ignoring him, I instruct on where and how to smell my feet. He's my foot stool and couch at this time. As it should be.