Darling, let me confess: I swear I was dressed for success. Hair flawless, heels sharp, mind laser-focused on nailing my boardroom presentation. But apparently, my outfit had other plans. Here’s how my workday spiraled into a sexy comedy: First, my panties slid down my thighs… I stepped right out of them. Whoops! Then my skirt unzipped itself, inching lower… lower… until it pooled at my ankles. Still clueless! Next, my blouse surrendered button by button as I paced. Did I notice? Nope. I had slides to practice! Finally, I tossed my jacket aside… taking my blouse with it. Leaving me in just a bra, garter, and stockings. The grand finale? My bra sneakily unhooked, my stocking slid down my leg, and I confidently strode out… wearing only an unbuttoned jacket and one lone stocking. Cue the record scratch: “Gentlemen, I’m here to present my… OH. MY. GOD.”