So, I was told by a mutual friend that you haven't had sex in a very long time. She told it's been years. Like 10 years. So I thought, since you and I get along so well, and I find you attractive, that I could end this dry spell for you. What do you mean you would rather look at me and jerk off? I'm offering you my hot, tight pussy and you want to pull your dick instead of fucking me. Let me see your dick. You want to see my pussy, you have to show me your dick. Oh, now I get it. You like to yank on that tiny little thing, rather than fuck, because you know that sad excuse for a dick can't please anybody. Oh, your little prick liked it when I said that. That's good because I like humiliating gooners like you. We are about to have so much fun, well I am at least.