Honey, our sex life has been...lacking. Your cock just doesn't stay hard anymore. It's like it's broken. I've been needing to take the initiative each time we have sex. Does having sex with me not do it for you anymore? Don't get me wrong – I've really been into being the one in charge, sexually. It's opened up another part of me. It's made me want to do more in our sex life. And I was thinking... Well, if your cock doesn't work, then what about mine? After all, I have a cock that can always stay hard and is so much more effective than yours. And with you not pulling the weight in our relationship, I think it's about time we switched roles...