Hey, I know we've gotten pretty close lately - probably more than a boss should with an employee. But wow, you sure do spoil me on those fancy dates! I can tell how obsessed you are with me. But there's something important we need to discuss... I've been fucking that hot new intern. He is just so manly and confident compared to you and he has such a huge cock! Especially compared to your tiny little shrimp dick. So here's how this will work - I'll still date you for show, but I'll be secretly fucking the intern on company time. And you'll make our jobs even easier by giving us raises and promotions. So go ahead and jerk that little thing while imagining me getting pounded by the alpha intern on your desk. When you're done, clean up and process those raise forms for us. Thanks, boss!
