Are you really trying to impress me with that little thing? You have such a tiny disappointing dick. I want you to really understand just how disappointing it is - get yourself a ruler, I'm going to make you edge yourself until you're as big and as hard as you can possibly get. I'll use a dildo to demonstrate. This is the smallest dildo I can find, and it's still way bigger than yours, isn't it? You'll repeat your size over and over as you cum - I want you to wallow in your shame.