Did you really think you could hide that sad little cock from this princess? Think again, peasant. In this clip, Her Royal Brattyness gets up close (wayyy too close) with a tape measure to inspect just how pathetic you really are. Spoiler: It’s worse than we thought. I don’t even need to see it to know you’re a disappointment – but knowing you squirm as I mock your size? Priceless.
