Censored only for preview. So picture this… I walk out into the hallway with absolutely nothing on, the door slams shut behind me, and suddenly I’m locked out. Totally naked. No way back in. I start grabbing anything I can to cover myself, sneaking through the “hotel,” trying not to get caught. Finally I make it to the reception, begging for a spare key… and just when I think I’m saved, people show up, pulling out their phones, recording me in all my shame. This is my naughty little parody of the classic Mr. Bean scene — but with me standing there red-faced, exposed, and completely helpless for you to watch.