You’re not a man. You’re My loyal little pet, ugly, dumb, pathetic… and absolutely devoted. In this clip, I reward you for years of slavish service. I bend down, look into your useless eyes, and smile. You melt under My divine touch as I stroke your face with My perfect white hand, call you “good pet”… and mean it. You’re so dumb, so ugly, it’s adorable. And because I know what pets really love… I spit into My palm. I smear My holy spit across your filthy little face. You cry with joy. You thank Me like the grateful mongrel you are. Then, I give you your prize: permission to lick My spit off the floor. And just as your tail starts wagging, I tell you the best part. My girlfriend’s on her way, and soon you’ll be licking both our boots while we kiss above your shaking, drooling body. Good pet. Worship well