You've been called into my office after I've completed an audit of everyone's devices. I found hundreds, if not THOUSANDS of links for BBC PORN on your laptop! You really spent HOURS watching BBC porn on company time. You can't even deny it, you don't try to lie. I can see your cock twitching at the thought. You have two options. Option One: you pack your stuff in a box and you're fired. Option Two: I pull out my 13 inch BBC strap, invite over alpha men to use you too, and you get to keep your job. Show me how badly you want to keep working here…