My stomach is hurting me and I have a house full of guest! Finally, I get a chance to slip away. I sit on the toilet and push but nothing comes out but gas. Damn, I am constipated. I push and I push but nothing comes out but really loud farts. I hope no one can hear me! I try to squeeze it out and I even try rocking back and forth on the toilet, nothing but farts come out. I guess it’s just gas. I feel much better after letting out all that gas. It’s time to get back to my party now