You think that thing in between your legs is average sized? Yeah right. It’s so small that it’s barely even considered a dick. It’s more like a tiny little shrimp dick. You can’t actually believe that you can make a woman cum with that, right? It’s hilarious that you have lied to yourself about that for so long. At least I’ll let you tug on it for me. It’s more like a two finger stroke. I want to laugh at you while you cum from that stupid little itty bitty thing. Small dicks deserve to be humiliated. It’s useless, anyway.
