There’s something wicked under this pretty floral dress… One deep breath, one balloon at a time, and pop, another piece of your loyalty gone. I’m your homewrecker, looner girl, baby, and I’ve got the lungs, the cleavage, and the confidence to steal you away. Each balloon bursting is a promise you’re not just jerking off, you’re breaking free. I’m better than your wife. I know what you need. I give you permission. And with every puff, you’re one step closer to choosing me. Are you ready to admit she could never do this for you?
