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I open a can of Hansen's creamy rootbeer and begin sipping the fizzy soda. I tease you, sticking out My tongue and flipping you the middle finger as small burps escape from My tummy and out of My mouth, one by one. I'm determined to entrap a large belch so I can liberate it from the confines of My belly. After the entire can of pop is gone, I successfully release a couple of large loud and satisfying burps