I really can't tell what's so special about feet... But it's my duty as a researcher to get to the bottom of it, and nothing like trying things out for myself! Hmmm... could it be the aroma, or maybe the texture? Is it the soles, or the spaces between the toes? The way they spread, maybe? Some people like to worship feet. Maybe if I self worship mine, I could... find out what their mindset is?
