Not every patient needs an emergency. I know what you’re really here for… and it’s not just a bruise. You’ve been waiting for me—and I don’t blame you. Some just need the right kind of care… the kind I’m very good at. While I review your *-rays, I let you in on a few secrets. This tight little uniform can barely contain me… and maybe I don’t want it to. While we wait for your paperwork, I start to rela*. I grab a snack… and you just sit there, watching. And maybe I tell you a few things I shouldn’t. Stay with me a little longer… I promise, what happens behind this curtain stays between us.
