We’ve been friends for a little while and you’ve finally got the chance to actually spend time with me alone so naturally you confess that you’ve always been into me. I’m not at all surprised, obviously I already knew, I can see the way you look at me. Well sadly for you I’m not really looking for a new boyfriend right now and even if I was I really don’t think you’d be on the list anyways. But since things are gonna be super awkward now that you’ve confessed your obsession with me I do have a sort of counter offer to going on a date with you, how about instead I shrink you and make you my slave! What? Why do you look so shocked? Common just say yes. I know you’ll do anything for me. Yes?! Perfect, now you’re tiny and completely at my mercy. Oh did I mention that I won’t ever unshrink you? Oops, I wonder what’s going to happen to you now…
