After years and years using my old swimsuit until it was completely past it, I now find that I can't walk past a sportswear shop without buying at least one more swimsuit. This video shows you my latest haul - starting off with a reminder of the sorry state that my old one was in before you get to see me parading myself in my three new costumes. Not all at the same time, obvs. Just thought I'd best make that clear. Three new costumes. One after the other. Each with quite a lengthy discussion about that particular suit's potential for climbing up my butt-crack. Honestly, you don't realise that's even a thing until you've felt that swimsuit ride right up your bottom while doing the front crawl.