IGNORING, ASSSMOTHERING, HUMAN FURNITURE, HUMAN FART FILTER, FART SLAVE, FACEFARTING NIGHTMARE, HORRIBLE PREDIARRHEA FARTS, MADE TO SNIFF FARTS BY ROOMMATE, BE MY HUMAN CHAIR OR BE HOMELESS HUMAN FURNITURE TIME! Chill with me in this fun slice of life video as I sing and dance and listen to music while doing my nails! Oh yeah, and my poor lil fartslave has to be my chair and table and not distract me the whole time! Oof, man I've got some nasty wet farts tonight, too! Poor loser hahahahaha You lost your job and your apartment, and just as you thought you'd be living out of your car or under a bridge, your bratty classmate agrees to let you stay with her. But she has some demands. Like being her chair and table since she can't afford furniture now that she's paying for your mooching ass. Tonight, after a long an sweaty day, she wants to do her nails and have a lil dance party. You know what that means! You have to lay on the floor and be still while she uses your face as a butt cushion and your body as a table. Don't move, don't squirm, and don't complain about being smooshed and not allowed to breathe for long periods of time. Actually, it's probably good she doesn't let you breathe too much. Because this brat girl hasn't showered in over a week (saving money on hot water she says, but you think it's just to torment you more…) AND she has horrible gas, like ALL THE TIME. It's seriously nauseating, and she absolutely loves making you smell her rotten swampy butthole and farts. She even makes you lick her greasy sweaty fart blaster and grinds and dances her big meaty ass all over your helpless face! God… if only you could find a job soon and get the hell away from her. But for some reason, every place you apply to says you have a bad reference. Wait a second… you don't think she could be calling these places to sabotage you and make you have to be her fart cushion for longer… do you??